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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #375 on: May 23, 2022, 05:22:14 AM »
Quote from: DandyD on May 23, 2022, 04:51:38 AM
The same reason I bought the whole run of “It ain’t arf hot mum” on DVD. They won’t rerun it here because it’s regarded as un PC.

and imagine the outcry if they showed "love thy neighbour"  >:D
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #376 on: May 23, 2022, 06:04:15 AM »
Quote from: DandyD on May 23, 2022, 04:51:38 AM
The same reason I bought the whole run of “It ain’t arf hot mum” on DVD. They won’t rerun it here because it’s regarded as un PC.

Even though the lead character was a raving poofter  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #377 on: May 23, 2022, 08:17:50 AM »
Quote from: NZMarkb on May 23, 2022, 06:04:15 AM
Even though the lead character was a raving poofter  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Yeah, I thought that would mean it would be broadcast in prime time slots ???
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #378 on: May 23, 2022, 10:13:40 AM »
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and imagine the outcry if they showed "love thy neighbour"  >:D


got that on DVD - but it was on tele last year... :o
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #379 on: May 23, 2022, 12:47:38 PM »
Quote from: Spada on May 23, 2022, 05:22:14 AM
and imagine the outcry if they showed "love thy neighbour"  >:D
Or, Til death do us part The silly old moo
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #380 on: May 23, 2022, 01:08:18 PM »
Original Message fleeced from FB

Ukraine

A Russian wife turned to her husband and asked, "What's this special military operation our glorious leader keeps talking about?"

 
Her husband replied, "It's a proxy war between Russia and NATO."

 
"Oh, right. How's it going?"

 
"Well," he replied, "so far we've lost 24,000 soldiers, 2,000 tanks, 200 aircraft, numerous helicopters, and loads of armoured vehicles and artillery pieces, and  our flagship along with other naval pieces"

 
"Wow! What about NATO?"

 
"They haven't turned up yet."
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #381 on: May 24, 2022, 06:14:23 AM »
Quote from: NZMarkb on May 23, 2022, 06:04:15 AM
Even though the lead character was a raving poofter  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Apparently, it wasn’t the raving poofta that was the problem, it was the browned up bloke in the turban.

https://youtu.be/t6dALp4VPU8
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #382 on: May 24, 2022, 08:22:23 AM »
Quote from: DandyD on May 24, 2022, 06:14:23 AM
it was the browned up bloke in the turban.

https://youtu.be/t6dALp4VPU8

We have a media bloke here in Oz, who 'Browns Up', sans turban, with no issues, apparently.
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #383 on: May 24, 2022, 10:04:23 AM »
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #384 on: May 24, 2022, 02:40:56 PM »
Quote from: bmwfreak on May 23, 2022, 01:08:18 PM

"Wow! What about NATO?"


Posted this on another forum & the response to that line was:

"Well, so far they're up two countries"!

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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #385 on: May 25, 2022, 08:06:47 AM »
Changed Lpg supplier.
Went from $178.00 plus $30 bottle rental, to $115.00, there is a $20 discount for being a first time customer.
So a $73 saving.
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #386 on: May 25, 2022, 08:22:07 AM »
We're back from the 2022 Variety Bash.

Total raised for sick & under privileged kids across the State.....................

Just over 1 million dollars.  :cup:

Alot of needy kids will benefit from those funds.

Has gotta make anyone smile  :D
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #387 on: May 25, 2022, 08:42:19 AM »
That's a good effort once again, Mark. Congratulations! :cheers:
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #388 on: May 25, 2022, 12:42:06 PM »
Well done Mark, great effort and I’m sure greatly appreciated.
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #389 on: May 26, 2022, 11:02:32 AM »
From FB post -

‘ An old drover walks into a barber shop for a shave.
He tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because
His cheeks are wrinkled from age.   The barber gets a little
wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and   Tells the old drover to
put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.
When he's finished, the old drover wanted to know what
Would have happened if he had accidentally swallowed that little
Ball.  The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like
everyone else does. ‘
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #390 on: May 26, 2022, 12:29:25 PM »
Had to get a prostate exam yesterday... what a horrible experience that was. Doctor had me in a cold dimly lit room and told be to take my pants off and bend over the end of the exam table. I asked him where i should put my pants & he said on the chair with mine  :o
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #391 on: May 26, 2022, 12:34:17 PM »
You might be surprised to find out,
He probably wasn't the doctor :O
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #392 on: May 26, 2022, 12:58:04 PM »
Quote from: Hairs on May 26, 2022, 12:34:17 PM
You might be surprised to find out,
He probably wasn't the doctor :O
Hey Doc.. this isnt a ****in social call
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #393 on: May 26, 2022, 02:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Hairs on May 26, 2022, 12:34:17 PM
You might be surprised to find out,
He probably wasn't the doctor :O

Are you sure he was a doctor not a priest 😉
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #394 on: May 26, 2022, 09:15:53 PM »
GREAT BIG SMILES TODAY.
Picked up this clean old girl yesterday.
It will take over from my Wolseley 24/80 on the Variety Bash from next year.

1980 CM Valiant with 265 Hemi 6cyl.Factory 3 speed auto with floor shift.
Factory air con & power steering. Has only 2 small rust spots. It was owned by a guy in Warwick who is a mechanic & auto sparky,so car has been very well maintained.New exhaust from front to rear.Already changed to electronic ignition and the engine has only 185 tho k's on it.
Has new carby on it as the previous owner removed the sometime troublesome ELB that those engines came out with.

Paid $5900. Just out of rego,but will be changing over to Historic/club plates anyway.

Very happy with the car as it will be continuing on with charity work for Variety,the children's charity.




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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #395 on: May 26, 2022, 10:48:54 PM »
Quote from: MarkGU on May 26, 2022, 09:15:53 PM
GREAT BIG SMILES TODAY.
Picked up this clean old girl yesterday.
It will take over from my Wolseley 24/80 on the Variety Bash from next year.

1980 CM Valiant with 265 Hemi 6cyl.Factory 3 speed auto with floor shift.
Factory air con & power steering. Has only 2 small rust spots. It was owned by a guy in Warwick who is a mechanic & auto sparky,so car has been very well maintained.New exhaust from front to rear.Already changed to electronic ignition and the engine has only 185 tho k's on it.
Has new carby on it as the previous owner removed the sometime troublesome ELB that those engines came out with.

Paid $5900. Just out of rego,but will be changing over to Historic/club plates anyway.

Very happy with the car as it will be continuing on with charity work for Variety,the children's charity.




andrew marvell famous poems

Nice score... that engine bay looks far too clean LOL
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #396 on: May 27, 2022, 02:30:44 AM »
Yep, good buy right there.

Check the right side chassis rail around the steering box.

It'll be cracked, rusted or both for sure..... easy enough fix and they all do it.

Give it some decent plate thickness when ya do the repair.

So what s happening with the od Wolseley.
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #397 on: May 27, 2022, 07:10:47 AM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on May 27, 2022, 02:30:44 AM
Yep, good buy right there.

Check the right side chassis rail around the steering box.

It'll be cracked, rusted or both for sure..... easy enough fix and they all do it.

Give it some decent plate thickness when ya do the repair.

So what s happening with the od Wolseley.
Gday Kev.
The wolseley will available for wedding/formal hire. Instead of the money going to myself,it will go into my fundraising to help the kids of Variety.A donation to charity so the car will still play its part.
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #398 on: May 27, 2022, 09:36:10 AM »
I've always liked the old Valiants. I had a 225 slant 6, AP6 with Impala floor shift, when I was a young fella and wish I still had it.  :'(
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Re: What Made You Smile - 2022
« Reply #399 on: May 27, 2022, 07:39:22 PM »
They had a rust problem in the plenum, but that one looks OK..... :cup:
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