Author Topic: Weirdest Sign You've Ever Seen ! (Read 74914 times)

SteveandViv · « **Reply #175 on:** March 30, 2012, 10:30:07 PM »

Quote from: UTE 701 on March 03, 2012, 11:57:24 AM

Golf Club Sign

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE.

NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

I just had to mention this. I lived on the 17 Fairway when working for AMEX at the Tradition. Funny you should know that place and sign

UTE 701 · « **Reply #176 on:** March 31, 2012, 07:41:24 AM »

Robertsons · « **Reply #177 on:** April 01, 2012, 09:28:21 PM »

What can I say

Crockett · « **Reply #178 on:** April 01, 2012, 09:53:19 PM »

110,,,,tell him he's dreaming

Tjupurula · « **Reply #179 on:** April 02, 2012, 12:05:26 AM »

Quote from: Hairs on March 20, 2012, 07:08:57 AM

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I have to print one of these for the littlest room in my house, maybe that will stop the grandkids from tormenting me and giggling at me..

Tjupurula

Er...it was the No laughing at Farts sign I tried to "quote"...whoops

UTE 701 · « **Reply #180 on:** April 02, 2012, 07:40:16 PM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #181 on:** April 03, 2012, 10:41:18 PM »

Squalo · « **Reply #182 on:** April 04, 2012, 12:19:49 PM »

Some good advice.

And this one I took on the Putty Road a few years ago:

UTE 701 · « **Reply #183 on:** April 11, 2012, 06:24:22 PM »

There's always a smartarse around .....

Tjupurula · « **Reply #184 on:** April 11, 2012, 08:44:11 PM »

Yes, you are correct. Why would someone put an "Emergency Door Release" sign above such a lovely picture....

Hairs · « **Reply #185 on:** April 12, 2012, 03:20:46 PM »

Bird · « **Reply #186 on:** April 12, 2012, 04:32:36 PM »

Why are ch10 going down the gurgler?

GGV8Cruza · « **Reply #187 on:** April 13, 2012, 08:16:03 PM »

Black Diamond · « **Reply #188 on:** April 13, 2012, 08:28:42 PM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #189 on:** April 14, 2012, 02:44:23 PM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #190 on:** April 15, 2012, 11:29:06 AM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #191 on:** April 21, 2012, 08:12:47 AM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #192 on:** April 23, 2012, 08:41:56 PM »

Kit_e_kat9 · « **Reply #193 on:** April 23, 2012, 09:04:07 PM »

Got a couple for ya! I love the last one.

Kit_e

UTE 701 · « **Reply #194 on:** April 24, 2012, 06:21:26 PM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #195 on:** April 28, 2012, 07:49:00 AM »

UTE 701 · « **Reply #196 on:** April 28, 2012, 03:24:56 PM »

theflyingbadger · « **Reply #197 on:** April 30, 2012, 12:51:23 PM »

I tried to drive down that road, but fell asleep!

Roo · « **Reply #198 on:** April 30, 2012, 01:45:28 PM »

handy info.

UTE 701 · « **Reply #199 on:** April 30, 2012, 06:28:39 PM »

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