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Beware...Ebay Scam
« on: October 26, 2015, 08:16:56 PM »
The other day Jeepers ordered a $50.00 Penis enlarger -- the basterds sent him a magnifying glass
It came with instructions it said not to use it in the sunlight   >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2015, 08:22:35 PM »
Mrs Jeepers could try leaving negative feedback against the seller?


 
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2015, 08:32:05 PM »
Quote from: scarpsD40 on October 26, 2015, 08:22:35 PM
Mrs Jeepers could try leaving negative feedback against the seller?

Mrs jeepers is the seller
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2015, 08:40:35 PM »
Quote from: xcvator on October 26, 2015, 08:16:56 PM
The other day Jeepers ordered a $50.00 Penis enlarger -- the basterds sent him a magnifying glass
It came with instructions it said not to use it in the sunlight   >:D >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
LOLOL you must be on the home brew ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2015, 05:25:54 AM »
LOL poor jeepers.
« Last Edit: October 27, 2015, 05:33:06 AM by SJindustries »
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2015, 06:51:47 AM »
That's gold.........you blokes are a laugh  ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2015, 07:01:26 AM »
Quote from: scarpsD40 on October 26, 2015, 08:22:35 PM
Mrs Jeepers could try leaving negative feedback against the seller?
i believe she used it and was happy to see it in an adult size for a change  ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2015, 07:02:00 AM »
I could really do with a penis enlarger too....  :-[

I'm 200lbs of dynamite attached to a 1 inch fuse.

I still reckon God did it to me too, just to pi$$ me off.
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I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2015, 09:10:34 AM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 07:02:00 AM
I'm 200lbs of dynamite attached to a 1 inch fuse.
Fast blow fuse? :D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2015, 09:13:26 AM »
Hey Jeepers, you're too modest.. ;D ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2015, 11:58:21 AM »
This is serious problem for some blokes and is something that we shouldn't be making light of  :police:












Maybe we should send a bulk PM to find out ;D

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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2015, 01:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Rodt on October 27, 2015, 11:58:21 AM
This is serious problem for some blokes and is something that we shouldn't be making light of  :police:




So is everything in life, especially a lack of a sense of humour. :cheers:







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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2015, 02:04:45 PM »
Thanks Robbo. Obviously my attempt at tongue in cheek humour didn't come across

Will try and do better next time :-[
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2015, 03:02:20 PM »
Hey, no problem Rod, all good. The thread is just taking the micky out of Jeepers, who has a great sense of humour and gives as good,
if not better, than he gets. It's not intended as a put down for anyone with an problem with ED. :cheers:
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2015, 03:36:19 PM »
Quote from: Rodt on October 27, 2015, 11:58:21 AM
This is serious problem for some blokes and is something that we shouldn't be making light of  :police:












Maybe we should send a bulk PM to find out ;D

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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2015, 03:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Robbo on October 27, 2015, 03:02:20 PM
Hey, no problem, It's not intended as a put down for anyone with an problem with ED. :cheers:

What.... has Edz got a little dick as well.....  ;D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh sh!t, just wet myself..... :-[

Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8) >:D
« Last Edit: October 27, 2015, 03:48:49 PM by Jeepers Creepers »
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I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2015, 04:27:04 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 03:45:01 PM
What.... has Edz got a little dick as well.....  ;D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh sh!t, just wet myself..... :-[

Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8) >:D
must resist making joke about catching crabs on Jeepers boat...oh, to late  ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2015, 04:40:02 PM »
Heyyyy,

            Send a pic will you....heheheheh


Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8)

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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2015, 04:54:28 PM »
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I DON'T CARE HOW NICE THE HAND SOAP SMELLS.....

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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2015, 05:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Robbo on October 27, 2015, 03:02:20 PM
Hey, no problem Rod, all good. The thread is just taking the micky out of Jeepers, who has a great sense of humour and gives as good,
if not better, than he gets. It's not intended as a put down for anyone with an problem with ED. :cheers:

Understand mate and trust me what i wrote was extremely funny in my head before i wrote it. If i was clever i would've been able to get something about drones in there also. Didn't even think of the can't get it up angle.
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2015, 07:14:46 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 03:45:01 PM
What.... has Edz got a little dick as well.....  ;D

Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oh sh!t, just wet myself..... :-[

Hey, I mightn't 'ave the biggest boat in the marina either.... but it goes out and gets a run more than most do... if ya get my drift.  8) 8) >:D

That is a quality quote that I'm going steal and use repeatedly  ;D
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2015, 08:38:16 PM »
Quote from: Jeepers Creepers on October 27, 2015, 07:02:00 AM
I could really do with a penis enlarger too....  :-[


Quickest way to enlarge a penis is to put him behind a keyboard :)
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« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2015, 08:46:17 PM »
Quote from: lino6 on October 27, 2015, 08:38:16 PM
Quickest way to enlarge a penis is to put him behind a keyboard :)
Hard drive or Floppy Disc?
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Re: Beware...Ebay Scam
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2015, 08:49:27 PM »
Quote from: scarpsD40 on October 27, 2015, 08:46:17 PM
Hard drive or Floppy Disc?

Either, just leave the RAM out of it......
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