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General => General Discussion => Topic started by: barnray on February 12, 2016, 07:47:48 PM
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I could not help myself. for a mate.
"Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Babe Ruth
"If all you had to look forward to was sleeping with Lady Bird you'd stay drunk too."
Lyndon B. Johnson
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Paul Horning
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E," except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
Leo Durocher
One night at Cheers (TV Sitcom), Cliff Clavin said to his buddy, Norm Peterson:
"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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Smoking, Drinking & Sex...
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, pulled my panties to one side and made love to me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven", said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Woolworths either!"
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Lol, I remember that episode of Cheers, made perfect sense. :D
Don't forget, the liver is evil and needs to be punished. ;D :cheers:
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someones been on the Exploroz forum ;D
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:cup:
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someones been on the Exploroz forum ;D
Not me......
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l vote with my wallet to support the lives of all CUB workers in general :cheers:
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And I'm supporting the truck drivers that deliver it to qld. :cheers:
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And I'm supporting the truck drivers that deliver it to qld. :cheers:
would be me 8)
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Stop out front of my joint, nose facing up hill, 4000rpm in neutral then pop the clutch. :cheers:
Long live cub.
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Nothing would suprise me at Woolworths Kempsey....